Just because you watch UFC doesn’t mean you are tough shit. We’ve been doing this shit for years son. Look what happened to this white guy when he found out this girlfriend was enjoying the taste of a salty eggroll. Bitch tried use some white-man-fu and got stomped like a burning bag of shit.
Local Yakuza was challenged by a local Bik Blak Giy Gangster and instead of having racial tensions run high, the two paired up and went clubbing where they found a nice White Girl hanging out drunk as fuck. Next thing you know the two minorities settled their differences using their dongs as weapons in this contest of wills. The crowded chanted WGWAG while our hero paced himself to victory. The two celebrated at KFC afterwards.
